What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 00:36

You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do men find women with bigger buttocks attractive?
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
Log in to your Samsung account by the end of next month or forever hold your peace - Android Police
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Wall Street floods into Bitcoin Futures as CME trader count hits all-time high - AMBCrypto
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
Marvell Stock Slides. Why It Could Be the Cheap AI Chip Play. - Barron's
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.